Oui

Boy asked me out for drinks a while ago.

"Just so you know, this isn't a date. You're not even my type."

Huh. Okay. I declined as I had a previous commitment.

Boy asked me out for drinks again more recently. I agreed. We drank (a lot) and discussed our love lives, or lack thereof.

Boy and I went to a party even more recently. Boy came home with me very drunk.

"For what it's worth, I thought you were really hot the first time I saw you. I knew I wanted to do you."

Huh. Okay.

I guess the idiotic and conflicting comments weren't enough to stop me from having sex with him. Which begs the question - am I *that* lonely?








Yes.